Somebody has to do something about it.

Has anyone seen the forecast for the next few days? Looks like a wash out. It is forecasted to rain for the next few days. No training, it sucks. WTF is it with this rainy weather? It means I cannot get my three mile training ride in. WTF? And I wont be having any post training ride locally brewed 9% IPA’s. WTF? Somebody has to do something about it.

This sucks so bad. I'm having withdrawals. I have not trained or had post training ride locally brewed 9% IPA’s in two weeks and I have my new custom factory tuned $1200 supercharged pro tuned air coil hydro shock that will let me KOM the 1/10 of a mile DH at my local trail. The current KOM is 12 seconds. I know with this shock I can beat that guy by at least 2 seconds. The guy with it now thinks he is some sort of pro or something. I have seen him ride, he is not all that fast. I think his Strava was off. You know how Strava is off by at least 5%. Somebody has gotta do something about it.

And what is it with some of these trail builders? Don't they know that 950mm bars are all I will use now? All the pros use them. I set all new PR’s when I went from 925’s to 950mm bars, it is so much better. Some trail builders don't get it, trails need to be wide enough for 950mm bars. Screw them, I just go round those spots and make new lines and have even cut a few trees to make the trail flow better. And they have the nerve to get mad? I make the trail better and they get mad. WTF? They don’t appreciate my hard work. These new lines have improved my Strava times by 2%. They probably ride like some old XC bikes from like three years ago with little 850mm bars. Somebody has to do something about it.

Another thing that sucks are climbs. Design a proper trail that with as fast as I go, I can coast back to the top. These trails that you have to climb for like 4 minutes are 4 minutes of suck. That's XC crap, skinny vegan guys in kits, dirt roadies. Go ride gravel if you want that crap. Stay off my trails. Real mountain bikers don't need to do that extra work. I need my energy for training and setting PR’s and KOM’s on the good trails. Build trails that have proper roads for shuttles. That way all my energy can be used for training. I'm gonna go pro in a few years. Somebody needs to do something about it.

And If you cannot handle the double black diamond stuff, stay home. I had to slow down for some old guy my last training ride who was on his like cheap ass $3500 bike. He was like really old like 37 or 38, and had no freeking clue how to ride. It was a good run, I know I was on pace for a KOM and he ruined it. He caught up to me by the end cause I had to stop to adjust the rebound on my new fork. I told him that this trail is not for bikes under 160mm forks and skinny 2.4 tires. He just looked at me funny. Get a life bro, my wheel set cost almost as much as your bike. Somebody has to do something about it.

Every time I have a KOM run going someone ruins it. What is this “multi use” crap? Nothing is worse than having a training ride interrupted by a trail runner or a hiker. They don’t even do trail work and they think they have the right away on my trails? WTF? I have had so many KOM runs killed because of them. Somebody has to do something about it.

It really pisses me off when they decide to do trail work on the days I train. WTF? I only get so many days to train and they have to close the trail for “maintenance” or “re route” or some crap. I spelled it all out on my social how they have ruined my trails, and how to do it the right way. I have told them a hundred times, but nobody will listen. Then they tell me to come help, WTF? I have to train. I don’t have time. Somebody needs to do something about it. They wont listen to me.

And the dude at the LBS, WTF dude? The new 200mm dropper I just bought from him is creaking after only one training ride. WTF? I told the dude I need it fixed by two so I can practice for the enduro I am gonna win next month and it is still under warranty. If he would of sponsored me like I told him too I bet he would fix it right now for free. Now I have to wait till tomorrow. And it is going to rain. WTF? Somebody has to do something about it.

Speaking of rain. It must be something to do with global warming or some crap like Obama care or the Clintons? Since it is raining and I cannot train and I have no locally brewed 9% IPA’s I think I will sit home, drink some PBR’s and play video games. And my mom has not washed my training jersey that has all names of the sponsors I am going have. Somebody has got to do something about it.

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